def me():
def me():
“””My assignment sprawls across a notebook margin
like a fractal fueling a self-similar dynamic system.
My dating profile limits me to eleven adjectives
drawn from a random list. My company icebreaker
distills me to two truths and one lie. Which ones,
I’ll never tell.”””
my_identity={
“born_female“:”””water sign
a wave curves
over my curves”””,
“agender“:”””coffee burn
he calls me ‘she'”””,
“widow“:”””grief waves
my neighbor
a bit too friendly”””,
“disabled“:”””cod oil tonic
another miracle cure
fails”””,
“scholar“:”””laminar flow
my algorithm runs smoothly”””,
“athlete“:”””whitewash
the surf masks
my inner self”””
}
#select three social masks
import random
my_sample_identities=random.sample(list(my_identity.items()), 3)
my_shown_identities=dict(my_sample_identities)
return(my_shown_identities)
#Inter/sex
“””I bury my body on dating profiles, hack my hormonal code
written in truncated codons that pop positive for nothing
known to genetics. Apply a little rouge. Cover the blood
and bruises, contusions from a failing body held hostage
by shots. My hormones never quite balanced, never quite
mine.”””
their_gender_guess=(“female”,”male”)
for guess in their_gender_guess:
if guess==”female”:
print(“””the curve
of my wig’s curls
bouncing
a fatal error code
when they unwrap me”””)
if guess==”male”:
print(“””peach fuzz
lining my upper lip
tickling
their tropical curves
until I unbind my own”””)
#Session terminated. Profile terminated. Identity buried again.
Colleen M. Farrelly (she/they) is a haibun writer and mathematician in Miami, FL, whose dual career was recently highlighted by Nature. Her first full collection, The Haibun Laboratory: A Thesis in Form, is forthcoming this summer with Cuttlefish Press, and her chapbook, Shasei from the Homefront, was a semi-finalist in Cinnamon Press’s 2026 Pamphlet Contest. She also has a topology book, The Shape of Data, with No Starch Press. Her day job involved a lot of coding in Python, advising computational math PhD students in Africa, and publishing papers spanning computational radiology, proteomics, and epidemiology.
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