MY GOD
Translated from Filipino
Little people remain
Helpless against heaven
—Jose F. Lacaba, “Beloved Pasion of San Jose”
1
Father always sends linked messages – text messages arriving in segments. If you ask me, I don’t have time for such inconveniences. Grinds my gears whenever I read *some text missing*
Particularly right now, that I am here on Earth. Heaven-sent “linked 2/2” takes too long to arrive. Can’t remember if it’s Gabriel or Azrael who asked me for Angel’s Breath body powder as pasalubong souvenir. Sometimes, once my inbox identifies JHVH as the sender, I delete His incoming message at once. In doing so, I am unable to send back a reply. If that happens, I receive a barrage of missed calls – just like what happened last night. But that’s His best effort – a missed call – since He wouldn’t waste His valuable time on me.
Now, my phone’s low-batt. Father is a pestilence to my cellphone pastime.
If I turn it off, I will be anxious. Especially if I see others using their phones. My hands can’t contain themselves, they’re developing a consciousness of their own, in reaching my cellphone. And, I cannot help but read Father’s messages, which I’d rather not see because of what He did.
Thank the deities, cellphone use isn’t allowed in airplanes! Mine’s power was turned off, out of reach, others’ are turned off, out of reach. My decision to ignore notifications was justified, and there’s no temptation that’s gonna give my hands lives of their own.
Aboard the Gulista, a Boeing 747, Flight 666, departing from Manila, going to Cebu, I was located somewhere around the middle of the airplane, near the wing, on the left column of the seats. Seated between two Bombays, Saladin and Gibreel. I got to know them, shared stories with them, but not for long because something smells—and that something’s me. Haven’t taken a bath for forty days.
Gibreel, an artist, was sleeping and dreaming on his seat near the aisle. Saladin was looking through the window while practicing for his advertising stint in Cebu.
Me? I was reading news clippings about the convict Ruben Ecleo Jr.
For some, he is it, the one. Sent by the Father, the Son, the Holy Spirit. But due to many sorta crap, he is in jail. They say he killed his wife to collect insurance money. He allegedly had something to do with the massacre of a family in Bacolod, somewhere in Cebu.
I literally went down to earth to amuse myself, to forget that reprehensible revelation in heaven. But Ruben gave me a mission, a purpose. I am gonna visit him. Give him assurance, strength. Get your act together. Believe! You are—blessed!
But who is really blessed these times? Surely ain’t me. And for most, ain’t Ruben either. In their opinion columns, both Randy David and Mon Tulfo commented on the looks of the Philippine Benevolent Missionary Association’s leader. I was very certain of that face, memorizing every detail, every line. Who would ever think that a bald man with matching enraged eyes is blessed?
“A black man can steal your radio, but he can’t be your saviour,” said the film Dogma.
The stewardess was walking towards me, bringing food and drinks. A healthy woman, meaty—I remember Maria. The stewardess offered a drink to the man sitting in front of me: water, tea or coffee?
“So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,” said the stewardess.
Why do Filipinos speak English with each other?
The man answered: “Gusto ko it tinapay ag gusto ko it kape. Tanan ro ako nga gusto ay sundon ninyo.”
Oh, I get it. The man is Bisaya. The stewardess nodded, and they understood each other. Me? I didn’t get it, what the man answered. That’s why I am worried in this trip to Cebu. I did not know Cebuano-speak.
Now the stewardess stood in front of me. “So tell me what you want, what you really, really want,” she said.
I thought of cracking a joke. Just for laughs, so she would be entertained. I am fond of joking, especially in telling a story. I know how boring man’s life is. Somehow, by telling kuwentong kutsero tall tales, I can make someone smile. Man needs katarantaduhan nonsense to make them forget for a while the suffering of his dreadful existence.
I responded: “Nais kong mabuhay sa haba ng panahon” (I want to live through the length of time).
She would’ve returned with a quip, but a shout from the front of the airplane snatched everyone’s attention.
The white, blonde, Americana-suit-donning men revealed themselves and wielded high-powered weapons. One forced his way into the cockpit, while the other two guarded the passengers, scaring them off by shouting at them to shut them up.
Hi-jack! Hi-jack! People shouted. The Americana goons whacked them.
Oh no, hi-jack! This might end up like 9/11 in America. I like that film so much, especially the scene where those two planes crashed into the World Trade Center—but I only like it as a work of fiction!
I needed to call for help.
Bowed my head. Then, went on a fetal position. Slowly took out my phone. Power: on.
Son of a Dog-fuck! I forgot I only have one bar left! How can I make a call?!
This is Father’s fault.
Still tried my luck. Tut-tut-tut. I looked at the two Americana goons, they ignored me since they were focused on threatening other people.
“If you are not with us, you are against us,” said one. No doubt about it, a terrorist rhetoric.
Tut-tut-tut.
Hold on, getting there. Ugh. They struck a man. Bastards! It’s okay, everything’s fine though the victim took the hit in the head badly—he sacrificed himself for our sake.
Tut-tut-tut.
From the front portion of the plane, one Americana goon walked towards the middle. Perhaps going to the restroom.
Tut-tut-tut.
Here it comes, getting there!
The balance on your prepaid account is zero. If you would like to reload, please dial 22—
One Americana goon stood in front of me. He snatched my cellphone and whipped me with his gun. I turned water inside his body into wine. He collapsed on the floor. I stepped on Gibreel’s face so I can cross the seats as if they’re fences and go towards the restroom. Another Americana goon sprayed bullets at me.
2
After staying in Manila for three months, I found out the fuss about Ruben. The June 20, 2002 headline of the Philippine Daily Inquirer caught my attention: “Cult leader dances as law officers close in.” I can’t believe it. Is that really Ruben? From what I’ve heard, Father always had intimate conversations with him. They were dear to each other.
That’s why I realized he must have felt really, really bad. He must have thought that he is forsaken, betrayed. Eli! Eli! Lama Sabachthani? I know that feeling. That’s why I decided to go to Cebu to rekindle the vanishing spark of his faith.
However, a dilemma—there’s a problem: I have been broke for two months.
Upon my arrival on earth, I was someone who can be called “rich.” I had with me thirty pieces of silver. But I’ve already spent them all.
No, you’re wrong, I didn’t give alms to the poor. No, you’re mistaken, I didn’t spend everything on wine. And, no matter how tempting because of Maria’s infidelity, you’re incorrect, I didn’t waste my resources on women.
I used them all on prepaid.
I know, I know, it’s wrong. I admit it, I am an addict. Gotta learn self-control. But what can I do? It feels so good. The cellphone is the invention that benefitted mankind the most, next to TV.
Why did I use up my money quickly? Well, my phone was stolen twice. Of course, I had to buy a newer model as replacement. (GSM, got shit from a mugger). Then, of course, I had many textmates. I love texting goodmornings and goodnights. Sending ringtones and picture messages. There was a time, only a few times, that I ended up calling. That was only a few times. I am not a dunce to waste credit.
I also used texting for important things. Like gameshows.
Yes, gameshows. I always took chances at being a text partner in GAME K N B? (R U GAME?, in English subtitles) I joined as many contests as I can, like channel 9’s I M GME, and also channel 2’s SMART K N B? (R U SMART?, in English subtitles), and channel 7’s READY, TXT, GO!
I haven’t ever been a winner, but one will never know, someday I might. That day will come. Just wait and be patient. That’s what the Bible teaches, right?
Problem: I was already a sore loser by the time I had to go to Cebu. I thought of working, since I went under training as a carpenter and a fisherman. But there were no job opportunities!
I looked around and I realized that I am not alone in being lost and hopeless. The Philippines is lost and hopeless, too.
Exaggerated? Not really, it’s not as if I was the only one who can’t find a job. If that’s so, then you can call me lazy. But in the last news report, numbers of unemployment in this dying country reached four million. This meant, the whole machinery of job creation was wrecked.
And if that’s not enough evidence that I ain’t just dissing for the sake of dissing, here’s more: thirty-two million over eighty million Filipinos lived below poverty line, imagine, living on less than 38 pesos a day—less than a dollar! That amount won’t even buy a happy meal!
Because of this rottenness of the system, I chose to enter the flesh trade. The income wasn’t that bad, my rate was five hundred pesos—about ten dollars. I was my own pimp, I didn’t have to share my earnings with anyone. My spot was just over at Makati. I had charms, as someone black. Customers thought I have a big dick. I am not saying that I have a small dick. But, you know that, if you’re black, the assumption is that you have an enormous member. That’s very prejudiced! Good thing I don’t disappoint.
Within thirty nights, I earned enough in order to book my ticket to Cebu, plus pocket money! I was all set, everything was planned. I also managed to buy boxes of condoms. In an episode of Mission X, I learned that there are many whorehouses in Cebu.
But in my thirty-third night in the flesh trade, supposedly my last night in Manila (one for the road, as they say), I met Satan.
Satan, light of my life, fire of my groins. My sin, my soul. Sa-tan: the tip of my tongue step twice to tap my teeth. Sa. Tan.
He is Sa, simple Sa, full erection in the morning, eleven inches, no kidding. He is Sat when wearing slacks. He is Shane when wearing skirts. He is boss Lucy at work. He is Natasia in Chavit’s ledger. But in my arms, he is always Satan.
Let me tell you how I met him: I was standing, together with my friends Julio and Roberto, at the corner of Avenida Street, chit-chatting, chewing gum, when a nice car stopped by. Windows rolled down and my jaw dropped at the pleasant sight—looks like Richard Gere!
“Hello girl, it’s been a while,” was his opening line, as if we’ve known each other.
He told me he’s gonna need my services—take note at the specific details—for 6 (6, 6!) whole days. I would have begged off, since I didn’t need more money then, and I was also in a hurry to visit Ruben. The most recent news I heard was about someone attempting to stab him with a toothbrush, and I was very worried.
But Richard Gere (I had no idea that time that his name is Satan) told me two things that made my heart blush: “Kailangan ko’y ikaw, dito sa buhay ko” (You are the one I need, in this life of mine) at “Dadalhin kita sa ‘king palasyo” (I will take you home to my castle).
I responded: “Shut up, shut up. You had me at hello, you had me at hello.”
He said he will drop by at the same time, the same street, the following night. I agreed right away. His car dashed off.
Until now, the smoke of his muffler lingers in my nostrils.
I went home after that, I left Julio and Roberto. They complained, accused me of being a traitor. Get a life, I thought. It was Monday. I met him on Monday.
We meet each other again on Tuesday. He paid the down payment for my services.
He confessed his love on Wednesday. Looking worn out, I entered a chic clothes shop called Rapunzel. The saleslady pushed me away. That’s how it is in the Philippines, if you aren’t rich you are ostracized.
I loved him back on Thursday. I returned to Rapunzel, with him. He picked fights with the salesladies. We also bought clothes (the most expensive ones!)—in that place.
Friday was full of love. It’s Friday, we’re in love. He took me to a power dinner. We dined with the father and son who owned the company that he would aggressively take for himself soon. It was a shame I didn’t know which spoon and fork I was supposed to use for escargot! (who the fuck invented utensils when we can just eat with our bare hands?) Our dinner buddies taught me how. After I enjoyed lots of dishes, Satan damned them and we left the restaurant. We didn’t pay our share of the bill.
On Saturday, I was raped by Satan’s friend, a fatass baldy who looks like George from Seinfield. Satan caught us in the act. He fumed with rage at fatass baldy. As penalty, that friend completed the bill I charged to Satan.
Come Sunday, it rained all over the world, my love left me.
I still remember our last exchange of words, we were at the entrance of Fontain Blue:
“Will I ever see you again?,” I asked
“What does your heart tell you?,” he answered
“Turn and walk away, that’s what I should do. My head says go and find the door, my heart says I love you.”
His car dashed away. Until now, I still smell the fragrance of his muffler.
“Shane!” I cried. “Shane! Come back!” but he never heard me anymore.
3
Something’s shaking my head. I opened my eyes. A woman was placing a cup near my mouth. My nostrils dilated. The liquid inside the glass, it was yellow and it smelled strange—a drugstore stench! I tried to resist, but I failed and felt the liquid through my throat. I felt dizzy, numbed. My perception of the environment changed. I am uncertain of what follows.
We laid down on a four-post bed. I was under a blanket. She was on top of me.
I asked the woman: “Nas’an na ba ako? Kaninong kama ‘to?” Ilang beses na ba akong nagigising sa ibang kwarto? (“Where am I? Whose bed is this?” How many times have I woken up in another room?)
My worry diminished when she answered: “Mon ami, ne vous permettez jamais que folies, qui vous feront grand plaisit.”
She is Bisaya—which means I was in Cebu, then! Under the blanket I groped my groins. Thank the Father! There it was, my cellphone! I took it out—the woman leapt. Screamed her heart out!
Didn’t care, I turned my phone on and tried to find out what happened to me. It was three in the afternoon, Friday, when I died. At the break of dawn, Sunday, I lived again. I stood. I knew I had no clothes. The woman screamed louder.
I looked at her. Pretty. Her long hair, in pigtails. She had retainers. Her chin, sharp. She looked like a dog. I went nearer. Tears flowed from her rounded eyes.
Distanced my self. I used the blanket as a robe. Her anguish took a pause. She just bowed down. Sob. Sob.
I was about to ask a question when a young man rushed in. With him was fish and bread.
We gazed at each other.
He’s sexy.
“Mamay?” asked the young man. When the woman kept silent, the man rushed towards her, accidentally letting go of fish and bread. I hurriedly picked up what he dropped. No worries, it was on the floor for less than five minutes. I swallowed the bread. The fish, I didn’t. It was tuyo dried fish. No, thanks. Pass. Filipinos love dried fish, because they have nothing else to eat. They would comfort themselves and convince one another that it tastes good, but I know that’s far from true. Just a whiff of the smell, just the looks of it, is disgusting. It is the symbol of poverty. Tasty, for Filipinos. Hmp. They are deluding themselves, denying the truth, so they can forget hunger.
The two locked each other in an embrace. I was envious. Woman whispered something to the young man. He faced me and screamed.
He whipped out a gun. I was afraid. Needed an artificial barrier. I multiplied the tuyo— filled the room with them. Then rushed out the door. Thanks to me, they’ll have years’ worth of supply of their favourite food.
I kept on running and running, just like Forrest Gump. Suddenly found out that I was already in the squatters’ area. I was astounded with what I saw: tenements, young and old residents bathing naked in the roads, dirty estero canals in the middle of the streets, train rails. Is there any other place more piss-poor than Cebu?
Stopped many times to observe and watch couples quarrelling. But I sustained my speed, as I felt the young man still going after me. Keeping up. Touching down.
I kept on running and running. Only stopped upon arriving at the entry towards the squatters’. I sat on the bench near the sari-sari variety store and drank with two men, whom I later knew as Impen and Igor. They’re nice, unbothered by my strange outfit. But, they had me pay the gin they ordered. That’s fine. In Jerusalem, I always sponsor the drinks. Cheers!
The chit-chat went for a long time. Impen was already drunk. Noticed he was black just like me. I also noticed the big signboard all over the entrance of the building in front of the store: “University of the Philippines.” There is already a UP in Cebu? Must be a new campus? But then, why do buildings look like ruins?
My head was spinning, I inhaled deep so I can take my environment in. I saw the gin, I smelled the gin, I tasted the gin. Impen nudged me on the arm. He said he’s gonna tell me a story. I didn’t quite understand because he told me in the Cebuano language. But I managed to string the words together.
This is Impen’s story: an old man in the farm hacked a landlord. Hacked, as in a tabak blade was used. Why not, if the landlord keeps on taking the land from the farmer? That is the only property of the old man, hence the hacking. The old man ended up in jail. The old man’s son, named Diego Saling, was raped by the landlord.
Impen’s story had funny elements, but I’d rather like it better if he kept bullshit like social issues out of the text. In this era of globalization, who would want to hear stories about the poor and their poverty? Your audience will tend to think, life has been nothing but sadness, and here you are, telling us about depravity right to our faces?
But it didn’t end that way, see, there’s a sequel! Before the story’s ending, first there’s the part when Diego Saling gave birth. A poor family took care of his child, Yna. That poor family is the family of Impen. But Yna should have been rich, she is a landlord’s daughter after all! Growing up poor, she nurtures a golden heart even though she is beautiful and sexy. She was maltreated by those vulgar foster children of the landlord, but she later found out that she herself is also a child of the landlord, so she became rich. Impen was filled with joy, at last, someone will save him from poverty. He and Yna were close, and she used to call him “Kuya Impen.” Unfortunately, son of the Dog-fuck, the girl with a golden heart had amnesia.
“…stat rosa pristina nomine, nomina nuda tenemus,” Impen concluded.
The sun’s caress already felt horny when we arrived at the ending. Impen was about to share more stories like that of Yna, as there are many abuses perpetrated by landlords in the countryside. But he and Igor already had to work. He went forth to fetch water at the community well, as I hailed a taxi to take me to the prison which holds Ruben.
“Naligo na sa iyang kaugalinong dugo?” he yapped.
I nodded as if I understood.
He continued blabbering. He laughed, I laughed. He sniffed and sobbed, I caressed his shoulders. He shouted in anger, I swore in Aramaic.
I was quite engrossed with the taxi drivers’ adventures, until I received a text message from Father. As usual, in segments! This was the first part:
“Linked: 1/2 Gsus dnt procd. Sumthngs wrong w d loc ur going. Ur not n cb *some text missing*”
This one, I managed to read. The second one, which arrived ten minutes later, I immediately deleted. I was so pissed that I turned my phone off.
I felt so angry at Father. The audacity! And, He never said Sorry, not even once! He’s the one who owes me an apology, yet He acts like everything’s fine. We are fake ok, while He knows that He hurt me!
The driver seemed to notice my mood swing, because he shut his trap.
Sayang, how unfortunate, I wanted to listen to his voice. His anecdotes tackle Philippine society and revolution. But that’s how it was. Another score for my great Father.
A few minutes passed, and I arrived at my destination. I gave him a handsome tip, since I also enjoyed his stories even though I haven’t had enough and I want more.
Almost in a good mood then, because I was about to see Ruben. But my head throbbed and ached as something startled me: “Davao penal colony” declared the sign?
How come “Davao Penal Colony,” if this is Cebu? I was worried. Maybe this was what Father meant to tell me in His text. Davaopenalcolonyincebu, davaopenalcolonyincebu, how did this happen? I tried to focus. Forbade myself from uttering a prayer.
And the epiphany came upon me not from heaven but from me myself. I was in the Davao Penal Colony—of Cebu! No different from Murphy, New York, and Annapolis: streets in Cubao. Or Panay Avenue in Quezon City.
Patting myself on the back, I sighed. Thanked my self. I didn’t leave my self hanging. I always guided my own way. The only problem I had was how to enter the jail. Tried the obvious way: I proceeded through the door. The guard stopped me.
“Man wird die Menge nicht eher zum Hosianna-rufen bringen, bis man auf einem Esel in die Stadt einreitet,” he said with oozing anger, while pushing me away. When I tried to step closer, he whipped out a gun. I left. When I was meters away, I gave him the finger. Then I ran. Fucktard didn’t come after me.
From behind the Meralco electric post I observed the entrance to Davao Penal Colony. Had to get in. Ruben’s faith might give in. I had to make a way, quick.
It was already 12:30 when I waited for my chance.
2:00, and nothing’s happening.
2:30, a pitbull piss-marked the Meralco post as his territory. He also pissed at me.
3:00, three o’clock habit prayer.
4:00, a number of whores offered their services, to which I politely said no.
6:00, from a motel, I was returning to the Meralco post when I heard the bells ring. Nice. I found out that the churches of Cebu were still in use.
It was 8:00 when I found what I’ve been looking for. A van stopped at the entrance of the prison facility. From this van, emerged three men. All of them, men of the cloth. Priests! They’re probably there to speak with Cebuano prisoners, have them confess, hear mass, and collect indulgence. They gave me an idea.
I hurriedly looked for a church. Upon entering, I quickly asked a hunchbacked sacristan. He brought me to the priest. I beat the hell out of the priest—a chinky-eyed chubby geezer, and I stole his costume. That’s fine, I am sure he is a sinner.
9:00, with a smile, kiss to the hand, and good evening, the guard—that wanted to shoot me upon entry to the Davao Penal Colony a while ago—welcomed me. People treat you better with these clothes. But if you’re wearing a blanket as dress, even an inch of respect, nope, you’re not getting any. What more if you’re not wearing anything at all.
But I set aside my pains against the world. Going right in and starting the search for Ruben, I traversed the prison, this place of discipline and punishment.
What a pity, these prisoners of Davao Penal Colony. Worse than the jails of Jerusalem. A hundred people, packed together in a room suitable for fifteen. I also noticed most of them suffer from illnesses: TB, boils, sore eyes, herpes, rheumatic heart disease, rectal cirrhosis. None of them had the chance to take a bath, and less than half of them can’t shit in peace. And though they tried to hide them from me, I still saw prisoners who are minors, massaging old people. Oh, poor youth, the hope of the nation—they’re girls.
Postponed my search for Ruben. I helped those in need first. Healed some lepers. Resurrected someone who died after being piped down in a rumble. Multiplied hopiang di mabili may amag sa tabi—unsold meat pastry with molds. But I cannot save them all. What can someone alone on his own do, even if that someone is the Son of the Father? Needed backup.
I turned on my cellphone to text Pedro and company. Unable to send my message yet when my inbox received a barrage of text messages. Memory’s already full, especially with my old 6210 model! I pocketed my phone. How annoying can Father get?!
Proceeded with my search for Ruben.
In the highest floor, in the farthest cell, in the smelliest and darkest place, was where I’ve found him. Alone, sitting by himself. Holding a gun with his left hand while with his right—a cellphone. My fingers itched.
I stepped into his cell. He jerked and stood up. His eyes, ablaze with hate. His head shining with baldness. Ruben, I started. Ruben, I practiced these lines a lot:
Don’t be confused with my costume. I know that priests cannot be trusted. Ruben, it’s me, Jesus. I am here to tell you that I wouldn’t ever forget you. I wouldn’t ever forsake you. It will come to you, the divine glory. Just wait and be patient. I know that most treat PBMA like a cult. They say that people—who believe that upon my return to Earth they will inherit the wealth of Dinagat Islands—are weird. Does that belief qualify as cult? Do Latin inscriptions on objects make something some sort of a cult? Anyone believing in miracles, do they count as cultists? If one believes in a faith that seems otherworldly, is that already a cult? How about members of the Church of Jesus who believes that their iglesia church will take off and fly upon second coming—have they ever been called “cultists”? The Catholics believe in transubstantiation— have they ever been called “cultists”? The Christians believe that Mary is a virgin upon giving birth— have they ever been called “cultists”? Of course not, because they are in power. This world, Ruben, belongs to those in power. But I am already here, Ruben. I have returned and I have seen you once again. And now, let the weak say “I am strong,” let the poor say “I am rich.” Let there be light. Let there be peace on earth, let us go then, you and I—
I noticed that his left hand trembled. Grinding his teeth, he looked at me. Then his right hand trembled.
“Bakit ngayon ka lang, dumating sa buhay ko?” (Why did you arrive in my life too late?) sung his cellphone. He answered. A miracle, he talked. It wasn’t just a missed call.
“I’ll give you medicine, when your tummy aches. Build you a fire when the furnace breaks. All I want to do is grow old with you,” sung my cellphone, I quickly took it out. My LCD reads:
FATHER
Calling…
I looked at it. The phone didn’t stop ringing. The grander miracle, Father wasn’t just ringing a missed call. It is a sincere phone call. A rare opportunity. Should I answer or not? Let’s wait for more rings.
Ruben was done with the call he received, only his left hand was shaking. Father continued ringing my cellphone. Should I answer?
Why not? Maybe, He is ready to say sorry. But what if He will just scold the hell out of me?
Enk! Oh no, low-batt already.
I answered the phone.
Rumbling of Father: “GSUS TC! DAT ISNT RUBEN. DAT S MANER—” oh shit.
Too late. My head exploded. My brain, devoured.
4
For a long time, I’ve been suspecting Maria of infidelity. At first, it was fine for me if she commits adultery. I know she was a whore on earth, and the saying “old habits die hard” wasn’t new to me.
As always, I was the butt of all jokes in drinking sessions. Blind item in tabloids. Even my Mother looked at me in a bad way. Her tirades against me, about my masculinity occurred more often. I suffered all of it, because I love Maria. And the journey to manhood that my demanding Mother expected of me was too phallocentric. Weeks passed by.
It would’ve been okay. I was proud of my martyrdom as a husband. But one day, Mother scolded me, I endured kilometres and kilometres of sermon. With my eardrums blasted by Mother, I decided to go home to beat Maria up so she wouldn’t fuck other people.
The house was in chaos upon my arrival. I became more enraged. In the room, I saw Maria in deep slumber. She was very sweaty and she breathes heavily. She wears no bra and her panty had a hole. There was blood in the bedsheet. I hated myself, I had no shame for having a lot of suspicions, while Maria was tired all day keeping the house together.
I went out again. I searched for my Father, just for a chit-chat. I went to white castle, where he resides.
The butler-angel told me then that Father is busy. He doesn’t have time for any visitor. Is that even allowed, a God with no time to spare for the Son of Man? Father with no time for the Son? What could be the reason why the King of Heaven isn’t responding?
“Huwag mo sanang akalaing natutulog pa ang Diyos” (Don’t you dare think that God ever sleeps) the butler-angel told me. I thumped the crown of his head. I proceeded towards Father’s room.
I found him in a fetus position on the bed. Hugging a pillow, talking (“ah, ah, ah”), drooling, wearing neither shirt nor pajama. I shook him by the shoulder.
“Hey, wake up! It’s time for you to rise,” I said, as I pull the pillow he was hugging.
And I was disturbed as I see the bra and a piece from Maria’s panty. Worn by my Father.
Crying, I stormed out of white castle. The tempest greeted me. It was the break of dawn when I returned home. Soaked, I cannot even enter. Lost my keys. I knocked. Maria opened the door for me.
Her eyes were red. She embraced me. She wept on my shoulders. She told me that Father raped her. I didn’t let her continue what she was saying. I pushed her inside the house, then closed the door. I killed her. I texted Pedro. I asked his help to dispose the body. First, we tried to fit the remains in a black plastic (the one used as garbage bag). When the body wont fit, we chopped it to pieces. Each with a plastic, we, Pedro and I, rode his Cherokee and went near the riverbanks.
It would have been a perfect crime, full cover-up, my alibi: I was drinking with Pedro, we would make it look like Maria eloped with a lover.
But someone saw us—Maria’s sister. I had to have the entire family of Magdalena killed. Mother told me to take a vacation, go down to earth.
“My God” by UZ. Eliserio (trans. Tilde Acuña) will appear in Lagunlón: Anthology of 21st Century Filipino Crime and Mystery Fiction (forthcoming from Running Wild Press).
U Z. Eliserio’s most recent book is Shooting the Zombie Apocalypse (University of Santo Tomas Publishing House, 2022). He dreams of becoming a painter and sculptor. Visit him at ueliserio.work.
Tilde Acuña (Arbeen Acuña), author of Oroboro at Iba Pang Abiso [Oroboro and other Notices] (University of the Philippines [UP] Press, 2020), teaches at the Department of Filipino and Philippine Literature – UP. His works of translation appeared in Pingkian: Journal for Emancipatory and Anti-Imperialist Education, and books published by Gaudy Boy, UP Press, Ateneo De Manila University Press, and Sentro ng Wikang Filipino. He co-edited Destination: SEA 2050 A.D. (Penguin Random House SEA, forthcoming 2022) and translated its komiks entries.
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